Consood

The act or action of eating/consuming a lot of food.

Hey man, let's go consood something, I'm starving!

by babysmiles May 29, 2009

Carsonazation.

(v.) the act of making everything dark and scary in order to keep someone out.

Tom- why is everything so dark?
Julie- its the act of carsonazation.. cuz emily wants to come over.

by Sunny in clouds June 16, 2009

Carson Neff

Carson Neff is a name typically given to a BAMF, who can and will fuck shit up if need be, but can also be a teddy bear.

Dude, don't mess with him! He's Carson Neff!

by xxxmastrmindxxx November 7, 2011

Consonostipated

When you are playing Words With Friends and there is no Vowel Movement.

Because k, r, x, q, z, j and v comprise my rack, I am consonostipated. Or only spelling in Klingon.

by GLilyDances February 23, 2013

consolation wank

Masturbation that occurs after one has attempted and failed to have sex with someone. May be called a "consolation fap" by someone born after 1990.

We went back to her place and I thought this was the night, but she said she wasn't ready so I settled for a consolation wank after she fell asleep.

by ghostofshoegazer February 12, 2014

consonantipation

The withholding of consonants in words. This is especially true of a g after -in, as in "swimmin" instead of "swimming". Also very common is the h after t, as in "dat" instead of "that". It can be taken to an extreme as in "Prez Clin" instead of "President Clinton". Consonantipation is becoming more and more common as people get lazier and lazier with both spoken and written communication.

I coon't unnerstan a woid dat person sai. Severe consonantipation.

by ksmanning August 13, 2014

consoup

a word for consuming soup, you cant really drink it or eat it.

mother: "eat you soup", son: " no, i'll consoup it"
mother: " THATS FUCKED"

by bigger bitch January 19, 2015