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shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
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nigga cheese

A fungus that grows on the blackman from being in the heat to long.
Damn i found some nigga cheese on the street, that shit was janky (see janky)
by Nigga Jones April 26, 2006
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Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang
by Mwright September 10, 2007
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cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.
My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.
by fat lover May 7, 2007
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coke butta cheese

To break someone’s ankles, or to taunt a rival in Basketball. Slang Used in Basketball (mainly virtually).
COKE BUTTA CHEESE HOMIE! COKE BUTTA CHEESE!
by NotPinkfong March 27, 2022
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anal cheese

When someone eats mac and cheese before going to take a dump and your poop smells like the cheese.
Cuong: Mom, I don't want any mac and cheese.
His Mom: Why?
Cuong: I always get anal cheese .
by Dr.Shlong February 24, 2013
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spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.
Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."
by Tetay October 21, 2006
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