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Douche Canoe

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018
mugGet the Douche Canoemug.

Snow Canoeing

When you cum in a pussy and keep going.
by Noname70 November 27, 2020
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douché canoe

Some one that is outdoorsy, lying, and a cheating individual. This person can not commit to a relationship.

This person usually responds to the name Cortney aka Sister Cunt.
My punk bish sister in-law is a lying, cheating douché canoe.
by møøsedrøøl March 28, 2023
mugGet the douché canoemug.

Cano

A slur often used by cano supporters. Directed at weaked headed minds who cannot handle sexy short italian men who happen to be racist.
Person 1: we should invite Cano to play with us
Person 2:AAUUGUHVBVUBH UHHGUBHNHGJB
by iamthesam June 13, 2022
mugGet the Canomug.

sploosh canoe

ejaculation of women so large it can fill up a canoe
"Kendra got so wet last night, a nigga had to paddle in a sploosh canoe like Lewis and clark"
by BiggyDiddyJ January 21, 2016
mugGet the sploosh canoemug.

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.
by Super_G February 17, 2022
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skin canoe

When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti
Stephanie loved taking shots off of Steve's skin canoe
by Paapaa January 12, 2018
mugGet the skin canoemug.

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