It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

Ball Bra

A Pair of Men's Undies

Johnny got up and put his Ball Bra on then his pants

by Phil A Minion October 9, 2019

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

ponga bra

That mate who will go on a three day bender without a shower

Fucking hell what is that smell.. is that you ponga bra?

by Pongabra April 25, 2020

bra doggin

When one mistakenly leaves the house without a bra

I caught myself unexpectedly bra doggin at the ice cream shop. Sure wish I'd brought a jacket.

by branonymous March 17, 2025

bra-fruit

A woman's breasts. Especially the big variety of breasts.

It's easy to notice the yummy large bra-fruit on some women, especially when they wear
those low cut blouses that show all that cleavage unashamed and flirtatious.

by Wa11ar00 October 3, 2018

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014