Backwards Pig Tail

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

Backwardizm

Being dyslexic.

Meagan's backwards 'E' is a total use of Backwardizm!

by Creamy Butter January 11, 2010

Backwards-Itis

The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.

Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!

Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!

by keegs21 April 20, 2010

Backwards Beekeeper

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.

Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

by The Backwards Beekeeper September 25, 2010

backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Brockbard

Someone who creates hero-tales of badger mythology and derring-do, which can never be substantiated by any evidence or witnesses.

" I've saved loads of badgers from certain death all by myself, disrupted countless shoots and destroyed scores of wire-thingy's !"
"oh Mike, you're such a brockbard."

by cage-breaker November 3, 2013

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

by MotherPower December 10, 2013