blogkward

Describes a post or comment on a blog that makes other bloggers or the audience of the blog feel awkward.

"I spent my weekend watching High School Musical 2, which was superrad, starring a superChad, and which made me superglad (and is not just a superfad)," wrote Haining.

Brendan replied, "It's kind of like the time you broke your hand and..."

"PLEASE stop being blogkward, you two" interrupted Stefanie. "It's making everyone uncomfortable."

blogkward by BCorc October 23, 2007

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blocktard

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".

I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.

blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

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cock blockward

Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.

*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays

Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!

cock blockward by kit fistbro November 10, 2010