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Penis in a Blanket

* 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough

DIRECTIONS

1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
i ate some really good penis in a blanket last night,probably the best i have ever had.
by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008
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A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.
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Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.
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