No shave behave

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Behind The Meme

This innocent guy simply likes to explain the origins of memes. His channel is really repetitive, but he doesn’t deserve all the hate he gets. Normies (who don’t know that they’re the actual normies, yes I mean the people who look at memes all day) claim that’s hes basically worse than the devil, because they’re immature and can’t live without their precious memes. How pathetic. People think he kills memes but I’ve never seen any proof of that. He even got doxxed once, shows how pathetic these “anti-normies” as I like to call them are.

Bob: Behind The Meme kills memes, he deserves the death sentence

David: Shut he fuck up, you’re pathetic, memes are your life ya loser.

by IIASCII June 1, 2018

Behatamon

To use the frozen corpse of a squirrel to have sex with a hobo

"Yo brah, let's go behatamon that hobo!"

by Jehbro August 6, 2008

tribbing from behind

When one girl "humps" another girl in a doggy style position. Sometimes all women need to feel the slapping against their backside, gay, bi or straight.

Sarah is tribbing from behind. Katie looks like she loves it!

by Dharma-Apollo March 28, 2017

no child left behind

A fucked up educational system made up by who other than that dumb fuck "President" George Dubya Bush. This system was said to help students but
still about 50 percent of kids are droppin out of school,
most kids get A's for ass and
the only kids benifitting from it are rich white kids.

No Child Left Behind is more like No Rich Child left Behind. Damn Bush is the dumbest fuckin' retarded bitch ass craka in the whole fuckin world!

by MayaEA May 4, 2006

beholder

A mythical geek creature created by the Dungeon and Dragons game designers that's orb-like in appearance and has a central eye, and many of eye stalks.

Fuck, that goddamn beholder turned me to stone.

by 5432 July 22, 2003

behavedness

A state of being well behaved

he radiated pure behavedness

by Matthew Anderson (Bruticus) May 30, 2005