38th Base

when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge

hey dude, i heard you got to 38th base last night..?

hell yeah, i've got the x-ray to prove it.

by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008

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3rd base

3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse

"hey .. whats third base actualy feel like?"
"It feels like warm apple pie..."
-American Pie

by Cosnett April 6, 2005

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21st base

When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.

Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.

by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010

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69th base

The nirvana of sex. One gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er.

"Dude, what's 69th base?!" - Dominik
"That's where I got last night biatch!" - Ramesh

by Rameshdogg September 18, 2008

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The Trump Base

The umovable 40% of America that will support Trump no matter the racist, mysoginistic, or xenophobic shit that he says or does. Generally made up of poorly-educated white Americans and hypocritical evangelists who are gullible, complicit and will forever be on the wrong side of history.

Trump knows the Trump base well.

"I love the poorly educated" (Feb 23rd, 2018)

by Dharwinian June 2, 2018

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