awkward facebook silence

The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.

"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago

*awkward facebook silence*

awkward facebook silence by TheBald February 18, 2011

Awkward Much 

The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.

Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Awkward Much"

or

Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Awkward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"

Awkward Much by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 19, 2008

Awkward Panda 

v. a person who sticks out in social situations

not well liked

usually used as a filler person at parties when you need a even number

someone you feel bad for, but still is not generally liked

wow um... your brothers here... thats a little awkward panda isn't it?

or

ok were are inviting the awkward panda because we need an even number at the party but there will be alot of people so you wont have to talk to him/her

Awkward Panda by The Great and Powerful Oracle October 26, 2009

Awkward Palm Tree

Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation

When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.

Thus, awkward palm tree

Awkward Palm Tree by Nicola Coreleone October 18, 2008

Awkward Babies 

A hand gesture meant to be a rebuttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.

It is formed by:

1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward

Guy: Hey, what's up?

Girl: I'm on my period...

Guy: *Awkward Turtle*

Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*

Awkward Babies by The Human Dictionary August 3, 2009

awkward silence 

Can take place at different situations-for example when someone farts at dinner,or when u say "Dude,Fuck my boss!!!" and then u realize he's right behind u because of the way your job mate is staring at u...Or when u pass by a person u had the craziest sex with,2 days ago and u both were dopped as hell and then u realized it was your friends mother

Shawn:"dog' you're going to love my parents-my mom baked those delicious cookies for friday-now' I want to you to meet my mom-mom,this is Benny!"

---------awkward silence....-----------

me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."

awkward silence by Benny D1 March 26, 2007

awkward sandwich 

When two people are hugging and a third person comes up and hugs one of them from behind, pressing their crotch up against the person's ass, thus making an awkward sandwich.

"Hey Madi."
"Oh, hey, Kayla."
They hug each other. Hunter comes up and hugs Madi from behind and whispers, "Awkward Sandwich."

awkward sandwich by chexxmix August 28, 2010