arse fuck

Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.

'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

by a-nonny-mouse1 and a-nonny-mouse2 January 14, 2004

arse pube

a pube that is situated around the anal hole

omg you fuckin arse pube

by rach 1111111 May 27, 2008

arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010

Arse hole

A chavie wannabe goes by the name of Wayne Acott

"Oh my god he is such a arse hole!"

by Ella and Madd February 6, 2005

arse-water

A rare and unexplained phenomenon in which a copious jet of clear water is involuntarily ejected from the subject's rectum. Held perhaps to be connected to the 'ARSE-BABY' (see entry).

Q: "Oh my GOD! What just happened to me!! A clear fluid sprayed from my ring!"

A: "Don't worry, that'll just be Arse-water."

by Matt Hayward March 12, 2003

arse-o-mo-hole

an arse hole said in homer simpson dialogue

youre an arse-o-mo-hole

by Lizz August 27, 2003

Arse crammer

Homosexual man, someone who does gay sex

He is such an arse crammer

by Ray February 4, 2004