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Matthew a bratton is a good dude. Honest and fun to be around. Nice at all times but if you cross them it will be bad. Fire in the bedroom and giving lover.
A matthew Allen bratton is a great person and a amazing lover.
by I lost him April 15, 2020
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Allen is really bored

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Allen is really bored is cool
by Cooldark February 28, 2024
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Allen

You'd think it would be Allen.
I think Elliot should be Allen because Elliot isn't the male form of the name Ellen. Then again, if he is really a man then why does she have to change his name? There are men named Leslie. If she is a man because he says she is then he doesn't have to change her name because whatever his name is would be the name of a man. Not that I'm against changing your name. It's just ridiculous to me that because you are no longer the one that you used to be that somehow your name needs to change. Also, if you are a man or woman regardless of your genitalia then you wouldn't need surgery or hormones because you would be what you say you are regardless of either. Ridiculous. It's so incoherent.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
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Allen is adicted to seeing feet
by Emma23567890-= April 20, 2024
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Allen

That one guy you know who likes bananas, burritos, etc not for the taste but for the shape.
“Dude, why does he eat hot dogs everyday?”

He’s an Allen, that’s how Allens be.”
by CheekyDivider October 22, 2025
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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.
person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.
by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019
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