Small Time YouTuber Will Smith 

"Daaaaah, it's rewind time, you know if I could control rewind I would want Fortnite and MarkASS Browney" - Small Time Youtuber Will Smith

Person 1: Who's That?

Person 2: Daaaah, it's Small Time Youtuber Will Smith

Small Time YouTuber Will Smith by Miles ElSTONE February 21, 2019

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith 

This phrase is used to emphasis how fire something is. Use this phrase to spice up any compliment.

Yo, you've got some nice kicks, damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith.

Have you watched the latest blockbuster? Damn, that shit slapped harder than Will Smith

Damn, that shit slaps harder than Will Smith by Ballsack6999 April 13, 2022

The position will remain open until it is filled 

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

The position will remain open until it is filled by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008

Turd Willy

its a cock covered in shit.

oh, Ben, you made me get a turd willy from that intense anal sex

Turd Willy by australian correspondant December 10, 2006

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

I will punch you in the tits by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

I think I will be back 

What your dad said just before when he went to buy some milk

Never to be seen again

Dad: I think I will be back
Me: dats how I lost my dad, 20 years ago.

*20 years later at Mc Donald’s drinking 75% ice coke

Me: Looks at news
News: a 65 year old man found naked at Walmart holding milk!
Me: that’s how I had united with my dad again.

I think I will be back by wenimechuindasama October 24, 2020

kickin' the willy bobo 

to chill or shoot the breeze

What you get into last night?

Nothing. Just shootin the breeze, kickin' the willy bobo.

kickin' the willy bobo by Dizzy from Bmore August 4, 2009