Weekend Stink

To be very stinky on the weekend usually from the lack of a shower and an abundence of video games and food.

Jordan: GOD JESS YOU SMELL HORRIBLE.

Jesse: Yea I got the Weekend Stink.

by SteenNGene January 21, 2010

Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. 😩

by honeyfrog August 19, 2016

Bucket list weekend

A list of epic events you want to accomplish before Monday morning.

Hey Brandon, start making your list for the bucket list weekend!

by Clever Longboards July 28, 2009

big blue weenie

When the Navy just decides to fuck with you to the point of making you want to get out but you know you just bought a new Doge Charger so you have to stay in and just put up with it

PO3 Smith :Hey did you see Johns today?
SN Luis : No man I hear he got yelled at for something he didn’t do on leave
PO3 Smith : Damn he’s really getting the Big Blue Weenie huh?
SN Luis : oh yeah man totally

by TheSaltySeaman September 24, 2017

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 19, 2014

french weekend

A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.

I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.

Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?

Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.

by Narcosis May 4, 2008

3.5 day weekend

when you leave work after lunch the Friday before a 3 day weekend.

Bob: Have you seen Jim?
Alice: Oh, he took a 3.5 day weekend. You'll have to catch him on Tuesday.

by NathanZ June 13, 2007