carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025

Flag Waving DoucheBag

Flag Waving DoucheBag- Someone that tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to receive goods or services that are unfairly lowered in value if you signup.

Flag Waving DoucheBag - Predicting the pandemic and being asked to volunteer for an government organization or military to save money on services rendered.

by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

Flag Waving DoucheBag

Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.

Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.

by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025

Tidal Waving

The act of one riding a suction cup dildo in a tub full of water producing a tidal wave effect.

That bitch was in there tidal waving!

by Ajm92 April 29, 2025

Mexican Waxing

Waiting for preexisting or applied fecal matter to dry on a hairy region of the body, then peeling off the dried fecal matter to remove the hair.

Cooper removed the hair around his anus using a Mexican waxing technique.

by ShitFlakeSteve January 17, 2026

Global warming

The worst thing that has ever happened to humanity except a bunch of idiots think it’s fake and they try to stop people from attempting to stop the thing that will make the world burn and kill us all

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: Global warming sucks

Idiot oil drill operators: it’s fake you idiot

Good citizen who actually knows and cares how the world works: ur the idiot it’s been scientifically proven that it’s real and ur just refusing to believe it because you are the problem

by 40k lored November 6, 2025

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010