ass whipe

its like an asshole..but much worse bc it whipes the asshole..

i fuckin hate david! he is such an asswhipe.

by k*tizzle January 7, 2004

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Whipjack

Wip-Jack
An apostle of the Pastafari. Also a pirate disguised as a shipwrecked sailor

The whipjack took five of our men before he was slain.

by Lord Maynard October 16, 2008

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WHIPS • whipster • Whipshit • whipstitch • whipsy • whipsplash • whips and chains • Whips and Jingles • Whips in White • whips scrote

nut whiplash

it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain

guy1:Hey! whats up?
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*

by kyle mueller March 10, 2007

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No Whiper

After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.

Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!

by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009

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(verb) To exploit someone's strongly held alternative values and beliefs for the purposes of tricking them into going out of their way to help or support you. The subjects of a hippie-whip are compelled to act in your interests as it is a way for them to demonstrate their commitment to their hippie values.

Their daughter enjoys being a vegetarian, not because of any noble principles, but simply because it's a way for her to "hippie-whip" her parents into making a fuss over her and her vegetarianism.

by dalb0z December 29, 2009

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brown dick whip

slappin the asshole of a foe with your dick

Yo, you better stop that or i will brown dick whip you.

by white hot lovin January 21, 2010

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whiped

when your significant other has you in "love" so bad that you will do anything to be with them, especialy ditch your closest friends. when someone you know is becoming whiped, please do him/her a favor and stop it. (also see MOUKY)

mauricio: yo andrew lets play some CS!
andrew: ok ill be there in 5 min.
(4 hours later ryan calls)
mauricio: dude where are you?
andrew: umm...(insert bulshit excuse)
mauricio: ur fucking whiped
andrew: NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mauricio alvarez LOL July 12, 2006

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