(noun | slang, proper noun)
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
A wildly rich Filipino baddie known for his unapologetic flair, luxurious lifestyle, and chaotic blend of academic obsession and recreational indulgence. Von Grumo is a paradox: He loves school and indulges in substances, all with a devil-may-care attitude and designer shades. Known to inspire fear and fascination, one is advised not to PMO, or risk sleepless nights filled with existential dread and unpaid debts.
“Bro pulled a total Von Grumo—aced the chem test, vanished for 3 days, and came back with a fur coat and six people owing him money.”
by Rubenzhal May 14, 2025
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A person of great power and talent. A beast in the sheets and the streets. A man of exquisite speech and vocabulary.
by sagecoin August 24, 2022
Get the Von mug.Super slang way to say “Va fa un culo” which is technically saying “go fuck an ass” in Italian, but basically means fuck you.. fuck off.. my family’s dialect/mutation of the language sounds like “Ah Von Gool” . They are from southern Italy and have lived in the New Haven area of CT for 3 generations.
by Solly Ro May 28, 2022
Get the ah von gool mug.A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".
Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "
Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
by Mental_Enigma December 11, 2010
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Von w is one of the people who forgets everything ! He will forget every 2 seconds. He is a very funny person but he's laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke ! He's someone with a kind heart filled with Jesus and love. He doesn't like staffies or people who don't eat sushi. Von w is someone who will keep the conversation alive and he does the most stupidest things !! Over all he is just someone who is fun to be around.
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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