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Von w

Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog
by Lekkemensie November 21, 2021
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King von anti piracy screen

“Hey jimmy nigga butt token king von anti piracy screen” it means i got a drop on this flexing nigga he from tenesee i had a thot she be with the shits
by Brainrotking January 10, 2025
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Von

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.
Friend 1. “Did you know von is really talented
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Lil Von

The lowest of all Vons, usually friends with bitch Von, lil Von tends to listen to king Von on his bananas (AirPods)
Is that a Lil Von? He chill
by Dalolrx January 23, 2025
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von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark
by slickytv February 1, 2025
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Von Hollio

A term used to describe the "good" dick that is received from a guy that ultimately leads a girl to become attached and gain the title of a "bottom bitch".
Guy #1 : "Ever since I gave her the Von Hollio, she'll do anything for me. "

Guy #2: I know right, that's ya bottom bitch now.
by Mental_Enigma December 11, 2010
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Von Neumann Steamroller

Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
Damn, the city of Newark went full Von Neumann Steamroller? That's whack.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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