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Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.
The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
by L. Lowr August 31, 2021
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Premier venue

A supreme and posh area or space occupied by or intended for something such as sharing ideas or holding an event
If I rent an apartment here for $13,000 then I should hope I am within walking distance to a premier venue.
by RRobyn March 6, 2022
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Venun

Hot & sexy guy whose always in a good mood
Dad: "darling daughter of mine, I met a nice young man who asked for your hand"
Daughter: "only if he's a Venun!"
by Anonymous October 7, 2003
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Venu

A person who is annoying and tries to sell anything he can get his hands on.
Yo i went to china town and this guy was being such a venu,he tried to sell me a used condom.
by The Real Dr September 2, 2010
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Venusian hat trick

a) When a man has penis-in-anus sex, penis-in-vagina sex, and receives oral sex with a single woman in a single lovemaking session.

b) When a woman has three orgasms in a single session of lovemaking, occurring during vaginal penetration, anal penetration, and oral stimulation respectively.

Note: When both of the above conditions are met in a single sexual encounter the event is called a double hat trick. If this happens on a first date it is a clear sign from the gods that these people should get married within 24 hours.
"I told my girl I'm gonna give her a Venusian hat trick for Valentine's Day."
- a fifteen-year-old boy lying to his friends
by Wolfram T. Swordfish April 13, 2014
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venske

The constant wearing of thongs on your feet everywhere you go
We have a prac class and that blokes having a venske
Ican't wait for summer, I'll be doing a venske
by Phantom999 October 5, 2006
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Venesauring

When a girl shoves branches up her vag and anus while sucking you off, you must proceed to brutally fucking her with the branches, screaming venesaur until you cum down her throat
I began to venesaur so she ran away scared While I cried over the missed opourtunity to try out venesauring.
by bashlynn January 7, 2014
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