twater

ooze that comes out of a girls vagina.

i was lapping up my girlfriends twater.

by jesse October 27, 2004

fist out of twatter

simply a metaphor for being left out or feeling alienated.

(techno in background) Man, look at the wigger dancing over there. He looks like a fist out of twatter.

by Courtney R. Klein January 28, 2006

twaterworks

A hybrid of the words twat (vagina) and waterworks (crying). A term describing a person who is overtly sensitive and takes sarcasm and obvious humor personally. The act of bitching and moaning over obvious satire.

You shouldn't have made fun of her, now she's putting on the twaterworks.

by Geekbird April 27, 2005

Twysteria

Mass hysteria caused by Twitter

Guy 1: "Dude did you read that tweet from Miley Cyrus last night?"
Guy 2: "No. What did it say"
Guy 1: "She told everyone that she had the swine flu!"
Guy 2: "Boy, I bet that caused some twysteria"

by SpencerN. April 29, 2009

Taster

One who indulges in alcohol/marijuana/drugs and the like only on occasion-- especially during social events. Tasters do not have as much experience as non-tasters with a given substance, since "tasting" is usually associated with gratifying oneself on a low-intensity level.

(During a toast at a formal fraternity event)
Nate: "Here's a special toast to all the tasters tonight! Let's live la vida loca!"

(During a standard college party)
Mitch: "Man, these tasters are really pissin' me off! They're wasting all our dank. Learn a little somethin' about courtesy and conservation before ya come strollin' through our pad, expecting a free pass, why don't ya?"

by Be The Epitome November 13, 2010

Toaster

A type of bath bomb.

Twat 1: Yeah I just got a new toaster cant wait to take it in the bath.
Twat 2: yeah man

by xXUr_NanXx October 9, 2019

split twister

when a bunch of guys fuck a girl in the ass,pussy,both ears,tittys,givin head,and givin hand jobs to to men

we gave this fat chick a split twister

by jeff November 9, 2003