tears for juliet

the fucking greatest band in the history of the world

Tears for juliet is awesome. "caroline, let your eyes shine.....
do do do dododo do do do do.

by Winston Mckall March 11, 2008

Tearjerking

To tearjerk

tearjerking: to tearjerk, masturbate whilst crying.

by Backlit Villain October 16, 2008

Tear away pants

The athletic pants with the buttons up the side that douche bag jocks like to wear on a normal day probably thinking they will get in a situation that they will need to rip off their pants.

Harry: "Becky just said she told me to meet her in the bathroom for a blow job, its good I wore my tear away pants for easy access ;)"
Dick: "You're such a douche"

by N1gg@Sh!t January 4, 2015

asshole tear

Where someone with a very wide cock induces anal penetration and the receiver's skin tears around the asshole.

Peter had a pretty large asshole tear. I'm not sure if it will heal this time.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

gamer tears

When you play a game for so long without blinking and your eyes start to water.

Dude I was playing Call of Duty for so long that I got gamer tears because I didn't blink.

by V1X3N_86 November 18, 2015

Champion's Tears

When an athlete spills a few tears after competing, regardless of winning or losing, usually football players. They aren't a sore loser or a cry baby. They just care about the game, a lot, and erupt with emotion.

After winning Super Bowl 35, Ray Lewis let out some Champion's Tears in his emotional splendor.

by Beeyoppbopn December 21, 2010

tearing it up

to perform very well in some forum, video games in particular

Man, last round, you were tearing it up, you were doing so well

by kyle February 10, 2005