wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond

Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone

by Wet texting December 11, 2016

texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010

Totting

The act of thinking about, ordering or consuming McMenamin's Cajun Tots. Preferably daily during Happy Hour for $1 w/ ranch dressing.

Gina, "Would you like to go totting tomorrow?"

Lauren, "Uhhh yeah! Totting is only my favorite thing to do!"

Gina, "We should get at least 2!"

by Bromancer20 May 27, 2010

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

Ticklish Texting

The act of texting under the influence of prescription medicine that makes you a little 'ticklish.'

No, I do not condone drunk texting. Ticklish texting on the other hand..

by Syphilis. August 21, 2011

Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

dry texting

When you text someone you know to be unreachable at that moment - so that they might know that you were thinking of them during that time.

Sarah: I know Jack won't be able to check his messages for another few hours - But I can't stop thinking about him... I'm going to dry text him
Laura: That is so sweet Sarah, maybe he won't think you're insane
Sarah: Dry texting is romantic not insane
Laura: Dry texting is totally creepy, like watching someone sleep
Sarah: Nah-ah
Laura: ah-ha

by Geritu July 20, 2016