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Toonami

A Saturday night block on Adult Swim (formerly Cartoon Network) that broadcasts anime to all the kids who're staying up without their parents' permission and adults who want to see some titties. Best known for its' host, an incredibly sexy robot named TOM who attracts an audience of 13-year-old females that're now horny for his sexy-ass build. (Believe it or not, he was even more sexier at one point in the CN run.)

Currently showing Dragon Ball Z Kai (what the poor 25% of young female audiences who aren't turned on by TOM and thus need help get off to, has lots of screaming), One Punch Man (a show about a Marty Stu named Saitama who does Marty Stu things with the constant "I Just Want to Be Normal" cliché), Gundam: Iron Blooded Orphans (giant robots), Hunter x Hunter (a Naruto ripoff starring a blatant Ash Ketchum ripoff who runs around fighting people older than him), Naruto Shippuden (the actual Naruto, just a ninja doing ninja things), One Piece (a bunch of pirates eating fruit and getting magical powers and finding treasure and fighting zombies), and Parasyte -the maxim- (a guy whose arm has a mind of its own and thus fucks shit up).

They announced that JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (a guy fighting a male version of Sakuya Izayoi with plenty of ORAORAORAORAORA) is airing on Toonami this October, but we're all waiting for The Intruder III to air in November so we can finally kill the Shogo 162 era. Everybody watched the second just for TOM's arm being rendered useless!
I watch Toonami for TOM, he's so damn hot
by IDONTMIND August 25, 2016
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The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022
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toon pang

an animated woman who gets you hard
that Jessica Rabbit is the hottest toon pang I've ever seen!
by The DR April 21, 2003
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tiron

A guy who observes more than he speaks. Tiron is a natural self motivated go getter.He gets everything he sets out to do done , without anyone knowing. He's a truly sweet individual once you get to know him. it takes alit for him to actually care about someone but once he does , he's in it for the long run. He has so much potential to be great , he just has to believe it first. quite but deadly should be his motto.Many won't have the expierence to know him but those who do are lucky.
by Bossyboo34 December 22, 2016
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toronto

i am sick of all the back and forth about toronto. people saying its th greatest place ever, and others saying its a crime ridden shithole. I live in toronto and its not a bad place to live. the streets are relitively safe, and there there is a very diverse group of locations. saying that, no city, including toronto is perfect. of course there is drugs, violence, crime and polution, but really what city dosent have all that. and the subways are not that clean but where the fuck are they!im serious name one clean subway thats not in fucking narnia.
my biggest problem is the people. the city is filled with rude immigrants on welfare, violent jamacians, dirty fucking brown packies who try to act like niggas, but than go home to their home in the subburbs, and not to mention the 10billion fucking asians (but vancouver is still worse in that respect). stop talking so much shit about toronto, espically if u have never been here. this applies espically to the uneducated americans who believe anything outside "shithole alabama" is full of terriorists. and any city that dosent have a drug and crime problem is probably some shit suburb like Stratford ontario which cursed us with justin bieber (fuck you stratford). so stop talking shit and try improving your own city instead of dissing mine
toronto isnt perfect, but where the fuck is
by BlackT.dot May 21, 2011
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Toronto Undead

Metal Promoters supporting the Underground. Started in 2003. Booking the best Canadian Metal in Southern Ontario
Toronto Undead supports Evirus, Wetwork, Anvil, Razor, Eclipse Eternal, Will of the Ancients and more
by Michele and Ron July 16, 2006
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toronto maple leafs

the WORST hocky team associated Canada in the NHL, with some of the worst fans ever...they (the fans) live in the past...the leafs won't win the cup anytime soon...GET OVER IT!! start cheering for some other Canadian teams...like the Sens. GO SENS GO...baha
Eff the Toronto Maple Leafs suck, what a waste of money, they lost again...they're definitely the Toronto Raptors of the NHL...disgusting!!
by sss359 October 26, 2006
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