A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.
Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"
Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."
by TravelLogix April 12, 2020
Get the Fail Mixmug. by theultimatefail July 6, 2009
Get the Fail Reapermug. I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009
Get the Failed Lazinessmug. Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.
by Alveron May 4, 2011
Get the fail blockingmug. that's what hitler was
by dandafan May 25, 2021
Get the failed paintermug. When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".
"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
by One with Burliegh May 24, 2016
Get the hoco failmug. by greeker April 4, 2009
Get the auto failmug.