Ur mum

A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.

Person1:who makes good cookies

Person2:ur mum

by Cookies12321 June 7, 2020

pawel's mum

Pawel's mum is beautiful. She has a nice anus, It is big enough to fit 5 bowling balls and 2 black cocks inside at the same time.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.

Pawel's mum is very open

by Robohorse January 17, 2018

Wombas Mum

When your partners Dick pushes against your womb, that you scream, "MUM!"

"That gelt so good I even pulled off a Wombas Mum"

by Pickle and Unicorn June 4, 2016

Your Mum

The person I hit last night

Boi - Your Mum gei

by YourMumGei August 5, 2019

ur mum

fat

ur mum uglie

by big lando November 12, 2019

ur mum

Someone British trying to roast you, but it doesn't sound good because they can't say ur mom.

British person: Ur mum is weird.
Me: Stop trying to roast my "mum".

by oh um okkk April 9, 2021

ya mum

an insult or a phrase peoples use, its so funny!

ya mum is!
ya mum did it! ya mum wants ya! i srewed ya mum last nite!

by ya mum rules! November 6, 2003