Apply through your teeth

To euphamise one's skills and/or work ethic on a work application with the intent of having your application receive a more favorable consideration. It is an unwritten rule of applying for jobs, i.e., it is expected that you apply through your teeth. Remember, it's not lying - it's applying.

Question: How often have you skipped school: never, on occasion, only as much as everyone else does, or always?

Applicant: Hmm, let's see. Well, I do skip on occasion, so...

Friend: Dude, apply through your teeth. Tell them you never skip. That's what they're expecting you to say.

Applicant: Alright, next question.

Question: I disagree with others frequently. Strongly agree, agree, neutral, disagree, or strongly disagree?

Applicant: Wtf! It's a trick question >_<

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu August 10, 2006

Truth or Dare

1.A game were you someone asks you truth or dare, if you answer truth, then you absolutely have to tell the truth on whatever they ask. If you choose dare, you have to do what they dared you to.

The only game were you can get away with licking your friends nuts, or fucking a donut, or jizzing into your dad's eye while he sleeps.

1.
Girl: Truth or dare.
Guy: Dare
Girl: I dare you to fuck joe so hard that he begins to cry and bleed from the anus.
Guy: *sigh* Fine.
*While they fuck*
Joe:OoooOOOoooOOO This feels so fucking good.
Guy:Yeah you like it dontcha bitch?
Joe:AHHH I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!!!!

by DontbeHatin April 29, 2005

Truthbox

A way to show others that you are a scared little kid who won't say things to other peoples faces, but will write it in a box on myspace, and not put your identity, because you are scared of getting your ass kicked or rejected.

Lilly: "Oh Ann did you hear what they put in my truthbox?"
Ann: "Yes Lilly, if i would know who they were I'd totally go out with them!"
Mark: "Umm that was me, who put that in your truthbox."
Lilly: *Screams and runs away*

by Stayflytillidiex September 26, 2008

pube teeth

getting a chicks pubes stuck in your teeth and mouth, and not realizing it till much later.

Yeah Baby, when I was leaving your house, I was talking to your mom, and I totally noticed I had pube teeth, how embarassing!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

skin teeth

word of jamaican origin meening to smile and show ones teeth

oswald made fifty brick and now he's skinin teet

skin teeth - smile

skin teeth - grin

by yadaddytdon January 6, 2009

Dingleberry of Truth

This is where you can no longer hide the fact that shit is starting to build up and you need to clean yourself of the mess your in.

Looks like you can't pay the rent because the business you started isn't working. Your are in the Dingleberry of Truth and need to do something about it.

by servoisgod August 24, 2008

Teeth

The only part of our bones that we clean.

i brush my teeth

by fqgfhe October 17, 2018