Tanner

Nothing, much. He’s a short guy, usually built like a tater tot.

Sonic employee: Would you like tots with your order?

You: No it’s fine, I’ve got Tanner

by King_kachow November 21, 2021

Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.

Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY

by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022

Tanner

She is someone I love and have a very good relationship with. Whenever the teacher says something we think is funny or sus we shoot looks at each other and giggle. She makes me laugh. She is the first one i think of in the morning and the last one I think of before I go to bed. I love her more than most. I'd give my life for hers.Add when she looks at me I'm speechless. Her eyes could make the moon jealous. I love her.

PS:That was rlly sappy even for me and I love this girl.

Im rlly gay for Tanner

by gaywoman69 March 8, 2022

Tanner

Tanner is your friend that will always be your friend. She's also the type of person to have a secret stash of embarassing videos of you and has probably showed them to your friends already. She's a terrible responder to texts and snaps, but is not all bad in person. If you see a Tanner, turn around and run the other way.

Oh you see Tanner? Better yeet outta here.

by jdiggy03 December 9, 2018

Tanner

tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!

“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”

by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023

Tanner

Um honestly just saw this kid in the hallway and was like GOD DAMNN so I told his friend gave me his snap and he has the cutest hair ever I hope he never cuts it. He's Soo funny, never fails to put a smile on my face, and he's so nice to others not to mention EXTREMELY sarcastic but it's okay he's my favorite sarcastic little brat.

Bleep: Omg who's the guy with the long hair
Cheese: oh that's tanner he has like 7 girlfriends
Bleep:oh is he looking for an 8th?

by DILFFF November 9, 2021