Top bannana

when something is of the upmost quality

top bannana, you cant beat bannanas

by MrW June 5, 2005

Top Keke Memes 69

An absolute Based Chairman who runs the server Proletkult. He is an unironic Maoist, don't ask me, everyone knows that's based.

Man, Top Keke Memes 69 is just the best Maoist I've met!

by Red1917 January 7, 2021

Top 8

The contemptuous system of displaying ones eight favorite Myspace friends on your Myspace profile (by default).

1) OMG you totally removed me from your top 8. I'm so taking you off of mine right now.

2) Dude, my girlfriend just threw a hissy fit because my Top 8 had two girls who are hotter than her. She made me take them down *emo tear*.

by Greg Cole February 12, 2006

Top Game

Head, blow job, fellatio.

That girl needs to work on her top game!

by OG Loc!!! February 15, 2010

Top Ched

To throw a dip in upper deck

Antonym: Bottom Beaver

Yo Bro - you gonna chuck that Griz top ched?

by DJ Karrot December 14, 2010

Top-shelfing

The sport of taking off the porcelain lid of the toilet tank and pooping in the tank of the toilet, thus causing the toilet's owner many days of dirty flushing and unexplained stench.

Top-shelfing

Example 1:
"Dude, I heard you got fired last week...sorry to hear that."
"That's OK man, I top-shelfed them before I left."

Example 2:
"Damn, Jimmy your apartment stinks!"
"Did Sarah top-shelf you when you broke up with her?"

by Jimmy-Buckets May 30, 2009

Top Gear

A motoring version of Last of the Summer Wine for petrol heads.

Three mid-life guys pratting about and having a ball in expensive motorcars, usually with no definable reason but with amusing results. Moreso with Top Gear challenges.

Probably the most entertaining programme on the BBC.

Did you see Top Gear?

Yeah, that Zonda is wicked.

by Townsman September 27, 2014