Shockeroo

A sarcastic reply used when someone states the obvious during a conversation.

Person 1: Is Bob still coming to play football tonight?

Person 2 : no he's let us down for his girlfriend...
Person 1: shockeroo!!!

by Kes Ashley June 11, 2016

shockfended

Definition: The state of being both shocked and offended.

I was shockfended to learn that my most recent brilliant ideas were shot down and marked "Needs Improvement."

by Just another prettty face June 6, 2018

hair shock

The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.

Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.

by Molly Malone37 February 11, 2010

McGlock Shock

The act of pleasuring a women with two hands and tongue, ring fingers interlocked as the two pinkys stimulate the anus while the other four fingers focus on the vagina. The two thumbs are thus left to spread the hood of the clitoris where the tongue comes in to play.

I can't believe she let you McGlock Shock her.

by McGlocklin March 6, 2010

Canine Shocker

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.

Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.

by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

Richard Stockton College

A middle-sized college of about 7500 undergraduate and graduate students. The school was originally founded in 1969, and has expanded to a 1600 acre campus. It's roughly twenty minutes away from Atlantic City and and about an hour from Philly. According to the Princeton Review, Richard Stockton is a "highly selective college", and US News and World Report say Richard Stockton is one of the best colleges in the North for master's degrees. Stockton has also been rated as one of the top five liberal arts schools in the country.

Richard Stockton College has an incredibly highly distinguished faculty including Pulitzer Prize winners, Guggenheim Fellowship winners, and world renowned experts in Holocaust studies, psychology, and physics. 95% of professors hold the highest degree in their field from some of the top schools in the country.

The college's sports history has included national champions in soccer, track & field, and runner-ups in men's basketball. Stockton has also provided camps for the women's Olympic Basketball team, the national youth soccer team, and the World Cup soccer teams from the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and Trinidad and Tobago.

In addition to undergraduate programs, Richard Stockton offers six Masters Degrees and one Doctoral Degree in Physical Therapy. The college is continuing to expand its programs. Stockton will soon partner with the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) to build an Aviation Research Technology Park which will become a center for academic and training programs and state of the art aviation research.

There is plenty of action on campus, with Greek Life, a variety of clubs and and organizations- both academic (honors) and service, and collegiate, intramural, and club sports.

Richard Stockton's colors are black and white, with red being the accent color. However, in the fall of 2009 red will be replaced by blue. The mascot is the Osprey.

Joe Smith graduated from Richard Stockton College with a doctoral degree in physical therapy (DPT).

by OspreyRSC April 4, 2009

Stockton Heybuddy

Method of greeting a person in the 209 by shoving the middle finger in their face.

So I fought a couple bigass Fedors yesterday when I was out riding my bike but I kept falling down cause I was in bike shoes. They stole my phone, but I caught up to them at a light and asked to have it back. I made sure to give them the Stockton Heybuddy when I left.

by Jason "mayhem" Miller August 3, 2010