Post Dramatic Status Disorder

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends

Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.

by JaMarko November 25, 2011

Capital Status

Something that is real gangsta or real fly. Something of the absolute highest order. The best of the best.

Wow, did you see that kid's new 2007 Escalade with the clear see through 22" rims. That's Capital Status cuz. Nobody can do it better than that.

by CMCrown July 24, 2007

Whale Status

Anyone woman that you know is well over 300 pounds just by first glance.

A woman that is so fat that you are willing to pay to get one of your friends to sleep with her.

"hey bill did you see mike's new girlfriend, that fat bitch is on whale status!"

by big moe dorito April 17, 2009

N status

To be a person of color. Mainly black people with an extra tendon in there leg.

Look at this N status run.

by Joey Penley September 1, 2010

bitch status

the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.

Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.

Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!

by redsphanatic November 25, 2010

Fat Boy Status

The antithesis of eating a balanced diet. Involves the consumption of extremely fatty foods in mass quantities with extreme satisfaction.

Dude, I drank too much last night so I ate 2 large pizzas, a box of wings, and 8 breadsticks this morning during the Skins game. Total Fat Boy Status.

by The JBZ September 6, 2013

rockstar-status

just another way of saying awesome. or something insanely cool. impressive.

1. that movie was rockstar-status!

2. "what did you think of the photoshoot?"
"rockstar-status."

by seiken1 February 25, 2006