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guido stache

the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
by deelsky's_footlongs January 8, 2010
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Stacked

stacked, is to trip up or fall over or stack him would mean trip him up.or dont stack would mean, dont trip up.
dam, i stacked it!
oi, go stack him
watch yourself, dont stack.
by Abzeh December 28, 2005
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Stacey

She's a basic bitch. Mean to everybody, redheaded mainly, and coldhearted.
"Hey, nice jacket!"
"Shut the fuck up."
"No need to be a Stacey."
by Jinx Fuckem September 3, 2013
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StacieButterfly

A stacie butterfly isnt quite what youd expect.
For a start butterflies are usually elegent and would not try to penetrate themselves with a gear stick....but a staciebutterfly does!

They can be usually seen floating around bars on any given weekend dressed like the average porn star - that is the average Obese Porn Star! For those men out there who prefer their ladies on the large side a staciebutterfly is a good choice seen as she has more ripples than the average beach at high tide.

She could be defined as a woman of "easy virtue" however she doesnt charge for her services (As far as most people know)
She has a habit of finding the "one" and it turning out to be nothing more than a quick one round the bins of asda...

Also known as a "LandWhale"
Jeeze have you seen that StacieButterfly over there...
by JusticeForButterflies! June 10, 2011
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crapper stacker

an orgy of homosexuals who "stack" their crap in a sequence of anal sex.
Chaz was constipated for four days after tuesday night's crapper stacker.
by chucka nubba June 20, 2007
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Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."
by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009
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dash stache

The little patch of hair that women leave right above the mons pubis after waxing/shaving the rest of their pubic region bare.
"His girlfriend's ticklish dash stache did not stop him from giving her a night of oral that she would never forget."
by Bobbie Cocker March 16, 2010
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