(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.
"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."
by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019
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Why do you have to look up what SpongeBob is you uncultured pleb.
Person 1: What is Spongebob?
Person 2: WTF you uncultured person!
Person 1: What’s it about?
Person 2: I need to sit down and contemplate life.
by I know what u did. December 29, 2021
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A sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Known for his soaking abilities, lack of strength, sqaure pants and annoying his neighbor Squidward, who is an octopus and not a squid.
-Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?

-SPONGEBOB SQAUREPANTS!
by Foxtube April 22, 2022
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Dude1:have you seen that gay show
Dude2:who watches spongebob
by That kid in the shirt January 26, 2019
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A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!
nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
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