Spocked

When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.

Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.

by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013

Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.

Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.

by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018

Jazzaphilactic Shock

A sudden episode of intense Jazz cramps. Also known as a Jazz Attack or Jazz Trance, wherein the possessor is overwhelmed by the musical genre of Jazz physically/emotionally.

"Damn it Jim! This man is in Jazzaphilactic shock and I'm a Doctor! Not a Saxophonist!"

by herebejames December 30, 2008

Upside-Down Reverse Shocker

index finger, ring finger and pinky finger pointing towards the ground, resulting in one in the pink, two in the stink or one in the jelly, two in the smelly.

Tonia was attempting to be cool for a facebook photo by throwing up dueces, but instead threw an upside-down reverse shocker with a sexy pucker!

by gmmagnet November 26, 2010

In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.

dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!

by TV CAR May 30, 2010

dual shock

1 - When you scare two people at the same time.

2 - A controller created by Sony for the Playstation.

1 - Me: *BOO!*
Person 1: Ack you scared me!
Person 2: Me as well!
Me: Heh heh dual shock.. awlllriiight.. *induces pelvic thrust*

2 - I HATE THIS GAME! *throws controller* Oops I just broke my Dual Shock controller. Oh well.

by Keael January 12, 2006

Shock Top

A Belgian Ale brewed to tasty perfection just like a BLUE MOON. This bier is also sometimes served with and ORANGE

I'm getting off work and grabbing me a cold SHOCK TOP.

by UnWERTzacht October 21, 2008