Slonting

Jerking off using your dominant hand backwards at the base, while the other hand is pushing the shaft forward, achieving a 90° angle. Commonly done while rock hard, naturally or medically.

"Dude, my girl started slonting me last night!"

by dewww April 14, 2025

Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025

Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out

I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.

by owowman November 10, 2025

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

Get Splote On

The action of getting yote on, only by a Splte member.

Hense - splote.

*Valient finally gets kicked out of Mcdonalds for leaching their free wifi so he can't hold q anymore*
*Splte member kills him*
"HAHA GET SPLOTE ON KID GO CHANGE YOUR SHIT BAG"

by xd meme May 23, 2018