Skitzo the Bear is a murderous cartoon bear from the 1920s. His cartoons were all destroyed in the 1920s because people who watched a full episode would become mentally insane and murder people.
by Daniel Mullins September 23, 2023
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My wife is cheating on me with my sister, I locked my keys in my car, and my boss called to fire me. Why is today such a shitzkrieg?
by Keasterbunny December 13, 2023
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by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023
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Get the SHITZEN mug.Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
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“Hey Carter, let’s drive to Saskatoon for some agro pop and then we can turn you into a shitzkabob at the local Ramada”
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