Sperm Skates

The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.

I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.

by Salient1503 March 21, 2011

Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

sperm salad

The act of applying a fresh warm layer of sperm all over a fresh salad at your local Applebees for your girlfriend.

Don’t worry Emily I’ll fix up your sperm salad

by Spunkfunk May 29, 2023

Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

Sperm Cannon

Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.

-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.

by XDmlgXD October 4, 2016