fruit smoothie

when a woman takes a variety of fruit (bananas, grapes, strawberry pieces, etc) and mashes it up a little. then she takes the mixture of fruit is inserted into her vagina, then eaten out by her sexual partner.

guy: Hey honey i'm hungry

eat her out...***
girl: I have a fruit smoothie, want some?

guy: Sure ^^

***Girl lays on the floor and spreads her legs and lets the Guy
eat her out***

by chowder<3 August 29, 2010

warm smoothie

Fellatio. Or, at least good fellatio. Originally coined by Jeremy, RN. Has now become common ER language.

Man, I sure would like a warm smoothie and a Sierra Nevada Pale

by chase t February 17, 2006

Rusty Smoothie

A sexual maneuver involving the prior eating of cayenne pepper and laxative laden foods, in order to release the bowels into a suspecting sexual partner's face.

"Boris, will you give me a Rusty Smoothie later?"
"Sure dollface, I'll 'heat up the blender'."

by TheAngryBurger February 4, 2010

Smoothie

Often referred to as my boyfriend... He is a smoothie because he has such soft skin that i love to caress

Hey smoothie, lets make sweet sweet love

by Cleopatra March 16, 2004

smoothie

code word for doing it

Guy: Hey tara, do you wanna go to my place after school and have some smoothie?

Girl: Sure, I would love to have a smoothie with you!

by yoh0 December 9, 2008

smoothie

a frying pan

a woman in police custody once said, "she got hit upside the head with a smoothie"

by NancyT February 8, 2009

Sex Smoothie

A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.

Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!

by E-Rox April 12, 2016