Slutsexual

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

Tea Slush

Similiar to tea bags, but involving much more choking than is necessary. It is the result of a deeper, more aggressive testicle maneuver. Victims rarely sleep through such desecration, and often wake with violent sounds and throbbing pain.

After Chrissy had too much to drink last night, I gave her a fat Tea Slush as a friendly reminder to take it easy next time.

by Todd.S, Josh.M May 17, 2006

Mush'n'slush

when a woman has had too much sex or too many children. it's basically a very loose vagina. like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

i went home with this milf last night and it was like mush'n'slush

she was disgusting with her gross mush'n'slush

she has a mush'n'slush vagina with beef curtains

by CurvedMirror August 8, 2008

Slush Puppy

The act of ejaculating large amounts of sperm in to a pillow case and mixing it with either red or blue food colouring. You must suck up as much of the Slush Puppy as possible through a straw before it leaks out of the pillow case and stains your bedsheets.

"Ah man my bedsheets are red again, Jack must have failed on his Slush Puppy".

by Slushy1 March 23, 2012

playing the slots

"playing the slots" is simply a term used to describe two women having lots of oral sex.

it can be used in a variety of ways. a woman that is in a lesbian relationship (especially a new one) and suddenly has no time for her friends, could be described as "playing the slots", especially if she herself has never been in a lesbian relationship, hence the operative word "playing". another time when this term can be used is when a lesbian is hooking up with many different women, thus playing the slots. "playing the slots" is also something that straight or bisexual friends do when they get bored. when one asks the other if they want to "play the slots", it is generally out of boredom.

by gidget gangrene November 28, 2010

Slut's Her Face

A slutty girl you don't like.

That dumb hoe you can't stand, aka Courtni.

Don't let me find out slut's her face is talking shit again, or I will have to smackabitch.

by KeMari Blue January 27, 2009

Chocolate Slushie

The act of shitting into a girl's and the proceeding to engage in oral sex.

Scottie recieved one sensual chocholate slushie from Susan.

by Scott Colontropo February 19, 2005