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Slutstache 

A type of mustache on an average looking man that can make him go from a 5/10 to a 10/10

Miles Teller has a slutstache that makes him looking like the big next door to he’ll ruin your life.
“He not good looking but with his slutstache he looks like a god.”
Slutstache by dhdsyuggsj March 13, 2025

scatstache 

noun, the mustache of fecal matter left on the upper-lip after the "Dirty Sanchez"
Yo, Gloria you need to wipe dat scatstache off yo face cuz aint nobody wants to dat shit.
scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009

slutsatchel 

Stop being such a slutsatchel!
slutsatchel by Rebecca EB November 1, 2007

substache 

a temporary fake mustache one uses while waiting for his/hers to grow in thicker
"I started Movember fresh so I had to use a Mr. Potato head substache till I caught up"
substache by Mr Roboto234 November 2, 2011
Slutspace: (noun) is defined as a promiscuous man/woman who accents either their sexually revealing tendencies thru myspace; Or who expresses a lack of physical restraint on myspace secretly. This species is indigenous to warm coastal & tropical regions where tanorexia & insecurities are common. However, sightings of the plastic species have also been reported inland.
slut sex promiscuous Slutspace
Slutspace by TeeNick50 February 12, 2010

Sustache 

A swath of facial hair grown to ward off enemies and, consequently, any potential mates;

When a mustache is unavoidably suspicious & disconcerting.
"Is it just me or was that UPS guy giving off some kill-you-in-blue-lipstick vibes?"
"Don't overthink it -- he's just sporting a major sustache."

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"I almost had her number," Stuart thought to himself.

He didn't realize his sustache was ensuring his worst fear of dying alone.
Sustache by Menorah January 8, 2015