Shlurped

A word describing a blowjob.

“I got shlurped.”
“I’m getting shlurped.”
“I’m going to get shlurped.”

by Gordon Jamesey April 28, 2025

Shlurple

Shlurple Shlurple Shlurple. Also the son of PunksOut and a Corporation and Cult in the name of Shlurple.

What up my Shlurple?

by Shlurple May 22, 2025

Shlumgisburg

A word refering to the time of the PEAK two-week minecraft phase

"Bro this shlumgisburg was the best"

by Smaster3 July 17, 2025

Shlurpee

A blowjob from someone with a lisp.

Dawg.. Miguel D gave me the sloppiest shlurpee last night and afterwards he was like, "thath wath therrific!"

by AntonioD17 March 30, 2026

mad shlurps

Giving oral sex, or when something sucks.

Can be used to replace 'You suck."

Y'all be givin' mad shlurps!

Hey did you hang with Poison?
Hell yea dude! Got mad shulrps!

by Ben Berkowitz March 20, 2008

kemp-shlemp

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.

The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!

by jpperera October 5, 2009

Quack SHLURP

Like duck butter, except a more discreet way of saying it.

Man my quack shlurp was dripping all the way down my leg after that Chloe Ting workout.

by Hisoka chan August 16, 2020