Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Secret Collect

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.

Secret Collect!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008

Secret Seven

The incredible ability of self pollution seven times in a day. Secret as it could be a tad embarrassing.

I whipped off the Famous Five by dinner and quietly went about the Secret Seven in the latter stages of the day. I was chucking salt by the ene but Enid was proud.

by Dan Das Welt Man June 19, 2019

Secret Tweakers

Two or more seemingly heterosexual female friends, who, are in fact, raving nipple-tweaking lesbians.

Joe "I think Lucy and Jude are Secret Tweakers as neither of them laughed at my hilaroius joke last night"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Secret Annex

A bunch of pot smoking weird asses. They like to be dicks to girls and think it’s super cool to fuck eachother. Describing them in 3 words, easy! Gay, High, and ugly!!!

“Hey John! I love being in the secret annex with you! Let’s go take some fat bong rips!”

by Smallsnail11 July 2, 2018

secret wanker

1. A person who was born in America but attempts to blend into another country's society by adopting their customs and accent in speech.

2. One who masturbates in private.

Joe: So did ya know that Jack's a secret wanker?

Stephanie: Look, what a person does in his own home is no business of mine.

by ppomg April 4, 2009