Scrote Tote

A fanny pack, when worn in front, over the scrotum, instead of in back, over the fanny.

He keeps his wallet and keys in his scrote tote.

by Stun13 August 13, 2014

screwed

No way out of a a very bad situation.

Santa Clause screwed the Easter bunny in the crapper and made off with his eggs.

by dabaresii May 4, 2015

scroner

A scrotum-boner: the tense, palpitating, yet not unpleasant feeling of one's love bag becoming primed for action--sometimes sexual in context, but not always.

"oh man, I got the worst random scroner at work yesterday!"

by algerianholly October 22, 2017

Screwed the Pooch

When you really screw up. Mess things up royally.

He screwed the pooch when he wrecked his truck.

by Georgia Rooster February 27, 2019

Screwed by screw

When a carpentry screw is screwed slowly into one's uretha and quickly ripped out.

My cock hasn't stopped bleeding since I was screwed by screw

by Jakestastyballs December 5, 2019

Scrotee

Scrotee - When person A inverts themselves and places their taint near the mouth of person B, thus making their balls fall on, and beyond, person B's chin. The placement of person A's balls makes person B appear to be wearing balls as facial hair, or "goatee" made of scrotum.

Did you see Bruno make Eminem wear a Scrotee at the Mtv Movie awards?

by buddhadh June 1, 2009

scrotes

Irish Origin

Alternative name for the new Euorpean currency

I spent 50 scrotes on those new shoes Murty!!!

by Searyan November 6, 2004