Magic John Screen Protector

Cheap Chinese screen protectors that are very well made and have fully automatic adhesion and a 28° privacy angle

"Have you tried out the Magic John Screen Protectors?" "I hear they are the best in the business."

by GUSFR1NG September 16, 2022

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021

Screen Shot

Accidentaly ejaculating on a computer screen.

Do we have anymore windex, I just had a screen shot?

by jwoods0417 April 9, 2011

Screening

A term used to describe a form of cheating in video games most common in the game mode split-screen, where the different players battle each other on one screen split into different compartments per player (4 player max.).

By looking at a other players screen, the location and other information about that player can be found.

Dude, the only reason you knew where I was hiding was because you were screening!

by ThatRegret April 10, 2010

screenshit

A "bullshit screenshot"; a pre-rendered image that is displayed by video game magazines and websites in a manner that misleads the public into believing that it represent the game's actual looks. Word first used in the webcomic "Penny Arcade".

- Wow, check these pics of Red Steel on IGN! It looks awesome.
- Fakes, man! Pre-renders! Look, the Wii renders at 480p, but these pics are much bigger. So they are just screenshits!

by Stormwatch February 4, 2008

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003