Schroedinger’s Alpha

A person who acts like an Alpha until they get into a position where they must prove it.

Timmy: Stfu before I kick your ass
Johnny: Put your money where your mouth is *squares up with Timmy*
Timmy: *backs down from the fight*
Johnny: That’s what I though you Schroedinger’s Alpha

by Z3R0time February 24, 2022

screaming hot

as hot as the steam from a kettle, or hotter. very hot.

Careful, the seatbelt buckle is screaming hot.
Every food tastes better when it's screaming hot.

by Cantanope April 19, 2022

screengaze

To look at somebody/something for a long time on a screen of a smartphone, computer, television, or device, that displays pictures, information, digital files, and digital re-representations of the physical world. Typically, an individual looks at the screen for a prolonged amount of time, which can lead to a trance-like state, either because one is very interested or surprised about what is displayed, or because the act of looking at the screen directs one to think of something else.
The phenomenology of screengazing was first observed following the advent of the television screen and reached ubiquity after the invention of smartphones.

• She screengazed at the digital reproduction of an oil painting of a melting iceberg.

• He screengazed for hours whilst thinking about someone who he deeply cared for.

• They had screengazed for as long as they could remember, it was ubiquitous.

• She screengazed at the digital reproduction of an oil painting of a melting iceberg.

• He screengazed for hours whilst thinking about someone who he deeply cared for.

• They had screengazed for as long as they could remember, it was ubiquitous.

by screengaze June 3, 2022

Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.

I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel

by Dangusdee April 11, 2023

e-screaming

Screaming (say with All CAPS alphabet etc.) in email or while chatting, or any electronic form of communication. Can be extended to e-yelling, e-shouting etc...

If your friend writes : "HEY! WHY DIDNT YOU COME YESTERDAY"
You retort: "Hey stop e-screaming! I was sick!"

by Rinnioza August 3, 2007

A Screaming Chewbacca Fart

A royal screaming fart that : you only cut lose once, that builds to a crescendo by the second, that you release only after you’ve cased all perimeters , looked thru an infrared scope , verified that all the batteries in the fire detectors around you are still charged , thrown a Hail Mary pass & had a personal consult with your Ring Home Security System.

I was finally able to let lose on a Screaming Chewbacca Fart once I sprinted thru the entire concert hall & found the door to the sound proof recording booth.

by MCK II January 12, 2020

Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016