Scorched-Earth

When you get yourself so shitfaced you can't stand.
A form of protection; to make sure so others don't get you wasted first.
Opposite of blitzkrieged.

SELF DESTRUCT BEFORE YOU ARE DESTROYED

Tomato Head: "I'm gunna get you blizkrieged!"
Retirement Home: "Tomato Head, NO! I'm going to get scorched-earth instead. GO AWAY"

by the retirement home December 13, 2009

Scotch egg

something sleazy and very dirty!!!

Can I lick your scotch egg?

by Sarah March 8, 2004

scotchman

A obese, greasy cheeseburger eater. He who is called a scotchman has decended from a long line of imbread slobs and could be slightly retarded.

A obese, greasy cheeseburger eater. He who is called a scotchman has decended from a long line of imbread slobs and could be slightly retarded.

by zach jonson May 5, 2011

scotch sandwich

Noun, as a sandwich dipped in scotch, whiskey or bourbon. Also defining a terrifically brutal session of binge drinking. A common occurrence for Nick Nolte.
A typical breakfast for Errol Flynn.

I got hammered last night, it was a fucking scotch sandwich.

by nedN9000 July 16, 2008

Scotch egg breakfast

Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.

I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.

by Single handed sailor April 19, 2010

Scrotching

When a man provides unwanted advice about how to play a sport better

Jimmy loved scrotching all of the women on his co-ed softball team on how to be better athletes.

by Wohovio October 25, 2017

Scrotch

To wipe one's ass with great strength.

Due to the unnatural adhesive properties of Billy's fecal mass, he was required to scrotch as to avoid the public shame of smelling like poop.

by Lower Class Brat January 9, 2009