Queer Scanal

Queer people doing scat anal

jonre and aleah do Queer Scanal

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

skip scan

Skip-scanning is when a customer deliberately decides not to scan an item but still puts it in their checkout bag.

A WALMART shopper has revealed that she was wrongly accused of tricking a self-checkout kiosk with “skip scanning.”

by qalachaki December 27, 2023

qp scan

Try to identify a Transformer

Chill rq fam QP Scan, nigga I think that's a optumus prime

by FreeRkeIIy May 9, 2024

rectinal scan

It's the retinal scan of your brown eye.

- Chad, have you heard that Tyler is mandating biometric Digital ID for browsing and shitposting on ZeroHedge?
- Well then Brad, looks like I'll give Tyler my rectinal scan.

by xythras October 13, 2024

pan scan

ct scan of the head, facial bones, cervical spine, chest, abdomen and pelvis, originally used for patients with severe trauma but now used to prove those body parts exist.

Triage nurse: He broke his ankle/got punched in the nose/ was found on the floor next to his bed/ is demented. Pan scan.
ER resident: He looks ok, but he broke a bone. Pan scan.
Radiology attending: He's got an effing nasal bone fracture. What are they looking for? Why the pan scan.
Radiology resident: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Radiology attending: effing pan scan

by PGY25 April 8, 2025

Shuric Scan

It is the best (YTPMV) ever

IT WILL BE EVERYWHERE

ALSO I USED IT IN SCRATCH

BEACUSE I DO

I LOVE IT

MADE ON VEGAS PRO

I MADE A SHURIC SCAN
NO WAY LET ME SE ET

by thenumberblockslove June 15, 2025

Conor Sankey

A wankstain.

"Man, my bed is covered in Conor Sankeys!"

by MollyDowlingsNumberOneHater December 9, 2025