Simone

a gurl that needs rehab

A: Do you like Simone ?

B: Sucks to be her honestly...

by Barth.knk April 3, 2024

salmoned

To be tired of an item, especially food items.

I'm salmoned on strawberry yogurt. Give me some other flavor, please.

by TyrannicalTea April 26, 2024

Simone Tom(AKA: Bop)

Will and could give you head for a Nickle💀 also will fuck anything and everything

That Simone Tom(AKA: Bop) wanna be fuck my man!!!

by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024

seamoney

seamoney is an absolute rizzler. He is so jit and so crip ong frfr. His dick is the size of jupiter's fucking orbit and his rizz is unmatched. He is a daddy.

"Seamoney stop it please anywhere but there ahhhh~~ no don't cream on my shrek collection noo"

by daddyseren June 1, 2024

Simoned

Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.

A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!

Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".

Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"

She got SIMONED 100!!

by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024

Shmone

A term used to describe and stereotype African-Americans

Did you see the weave on that shmone?

by Mediachaaaaat September 7, 2024

Salmonella

Something you get from salmon idk.

I got salmonella from that salmon fish.

by Boojump October 14, 2024