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Fart Shmone 

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.
Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.
Fart Shmone by tommywrong July 20, 2024
A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.

JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
An undesirable in a friend group, someone you can’t get rid of
Yo I told the shmole not to come but he came anyways
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.
*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"
Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013
An outstandingly hot and unique person with extraordinary hidden talents. An endearing, honest and magnanimous person with a sense of humor and a charming personality.

He's charming as Shonel
Shonel by min_d November 24, 2013