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smasharoonie

ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.
"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."
by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018
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book smash

The act of hitting someones books with your hands. If done properly the book smash can inflict embarrassment and humiliation. The desired result is to cause the victim to drop his/her books and folders. Extra points are earned if folders rip or papers fall out. If this does occur be sure to kick the debris as far away from the victim as possible.

Extra points for style are also used. Different techniques are always encouraged (upsmash, close palmed) but the mother of all smashes it the double hand a-bomb (when both hands, open palmed, smash at once) this technique is hard to pull off but never fails to deliver the ultimate devastation.use with caution.
"Holy shit! Did you just see that book smash? Dan's books flew 50 feet!"
by Uber Zurk November 23, 2004
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peter smash

When peter breaks every bone in your face with his hulk sized penis.
Peter fucked up arturo's face last night with a peter smash!
by Bladehadley March 17, 2010
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drop a smash

Beleived to be from North Carolina - Charlotte area in origin - commonly used in the Southeastern US. To take a shit or to defecate. Synonyms; Drop a duece, take a douche (when referring to a male)
Greg exclaimed with joy "That's just lovely...I am so gonna drop a smash!!!!"
by Webster0824 November 4, 2007
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smash the granny

Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.
"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"

"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?

Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact

Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"
by Petemeister January 12, 2009
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smashburger

The best, most delicious, most fresh, customizable burger restaurant on the planet. Better than Five Guys and In-N-Out. A place where delectable burgers and crispy fries are friends with real ice cream shakes. Burger heaven.
Smashburger
by texasteabandit March 10, 2014
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Mmm Smash

Mmm Smash; is to smash the pelvis on the final thrust during sex the male must smash his penis into the girl as hard and far as he can to shatter, crack, or fracture the woman's pelvis, but this must be the last thrust the man cannot go in another time.
Ahh sorry hun i didn't mean to Mmm Smash You let me call 911.
Man, did you here what Johnny did to Carol? No what? He Mmm Smashed her. Ouch sucks to be her.
by The PhreakShow November 29, 2009
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