SOFA

SO Fucking Annoying. (As opposed to TOFU: totally fucking unbelievable.)

He's SOFA!

by hather88 January 13, 2023

sofa alshaa

horni bitch

ur such a sofa alshaa

by sneakylink;) January 17, 2023

Sofa Supporter

Someone who only ever watches football from the sofa, often supporting a team not near to where they live. Sofa supporters also are often 'fans' who have never played football, or to a decent level, but think they know it all when it comes to football knowledge. Often the laziest football fans consumed by the modern day comforts of technology, as they will also always been on their phone throughout the entirety of the match.

'Dean couldn't be bothered to go to the stadium to watch his mighty reds live, as he would rather watch the game at home from the comfort of his sofa. Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter'.
' Joey thought he has it all figured out when it come to football knowledge because he uses big words and technical phrases, but the guy has never played a full 90'minute game in his life! Hes a real 'Sofa Supporter

by Mr Owo January 19, 2023

softsmanship

Like sportsmanship but when it taken too far and extra soft.

Wow, the Empire State Building glowing Eagles colors to congratulate them making the Super Bowl is such softsmanship.

by Roselle Rob January 30, 2023

SodaSux

another term for "autism" neurodevelopmental condition of variable severity with lifelong effects that can be recognized from early childhood, chiefly characterized by difficulties with social interaction and communication and by restricted or repetitive patterns of thought and behavior.
"students with autism want to be accepted like every other student"

Sodasux is an autistic watermelon

by Unfading April 12, 2023

Sofar

when your non-muslim friend says islamic things like
"i feel Sofar from gah-ad right now..." and climbs back into the islamic tradition of her ancestors
mortified by western culture on the internet and fear economics of islam, she saddles with an old man
and leaves her dream of dating and converting the white christian men behind

Jasmine - "I feel Sofar from God dad"
Jafar - "Yes ku-futer-bup, my darling, Allah forgives you, come come, Allah will find you a nice Muslim Brother."
Jasmine - "I feel Sofar from home."
Jafar - "I am Sofa King happy! My daughter is home, God is good! Praise Allah!"

by stupid_idiot_piss_fart August 7, 2023

Softsquirter

A man who's sperm is not strong enough to produce male offspring.

My husband and I really wanted a son, but after three daughters,we have accepted that he's just a Softsquirter.

by 420cranium November 15, 2023