national smack ass day

April 12. Smack anyone’s ass and say “it’s national smack ass day”

*smacks ass*
Joey: “bruh that’s gay”
David: “nah man, it’s national smack ass day.”

by Fluorescent_Dildo April 11, 2019

smarterchild

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"

Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.

by emilyemilyemily(: December 10, 2007

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

a game with sans undertale in it i think

Me: Hey isn't Sans in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Masahiro Sakurai: Who are you get out of my house

by Bidoof Is A Pokemon September 15, 2018

Small Town Syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in small towns with very little to do. The person feels bored and isolated and starts doing self destructive things like getting drunk, being promiscuous, and doing lots of drugs to feel a sense of excitement that they can't otherwise feel in their lives.

The internet, hobbies, and passion are cures for small town syndrome.

by axxlR August 3, 2011

sman

Short for puss man, an extrememly wimpy dude.

I saw Steve the other day, he is such a sman.

by Ferg/Temp May 31, 2009

smash tax

when one, maybe numerous, nights a girl lives at your residence without paying rent, she is subject to the smash tax, an unobligated unemotional act in which the woman is forced to pay her monthly dues through sex and lubes.

1. Ya, that chicks been crashin' on my couch for a week, shes owes me a solid.
2. I've been chillin at my house for the last two months and my sisters bestfriend moved in. She uses up all the hot water, and runs up the bills, and shes not payin rent, shes due on the smash tax

by GCoz May 25, 2007

smantrum

To throw a fit in the manner of Stephenie Meyer; To act childish, unprofessional or ungrateful.

That woman's book was leaked on the internet and she had a smantrum like you would not believe, going to far as to even threaten her fan base.

by Andacus October 23, 2008